03E04 - Brain's Bogie/Say What, Earth?

The Brain, disguised as famous actress-singer Cher, enters a celebrity golf tournament in order to steal Chi Chi Rodriguez' putter, with which he intends to tattoo "Property of Brain" onto the Earth. But in a fit of competitive anger, The Brain breaks the putter across his knee, thus thwarting yet another plan to take over the world. When The Brain invents a machine that brings the Earth to life, the planet is so grateful that it grants The Brain his every wish. World leaders are forced to pledge their allegiance to The Brain or face the consequences of devastating natural disasters. But The Brain asks too much of the Earth, and the planet turns against him. Gentle Pinky finally convinces the Earth that killing is not in its nature, and the planet asks to return to its former, unconscious self.